There are many places where you can sit on your lanai
And watch a 5K race go streaming by
But this morning despite the threat of increment weather
50 runners ran in the all-together!
Let that point be not misconstrued
I'm saying the runners were totally nude
They ran completely naked and all without pause
And they did so very much for an extremely noble cause
Our brave wooded warriors benefit from this,
A typically charitable lot are nudists
I need not make that point twice
Runners in the nude and a lobby of donated food
Here at the aptly named Paradise
