Friends, nudists, countrymen, lend me your ear nose and throat specialist's phone number

I had something very interesting happen today. I've been seeing an audiologist and an ear nose and throat doctor related to some hearing loss that I have. 

My friend Tom, as in Tom and Diane from Wisconsin, said that he needed to see an ear nose and throat doctor and asked me if I knew a good one. So I turned him on to this doctor and Tom's appointment was at 10:30 this morning, mine was at 1 o'clock. 

After a second test of my hearing, the doctor told me that my hearing loss wasn't as bad as we had thought after the last test and that I wouldn't be needing surgery anytime soon after all. 

That was the good news. The bad news, he said, was that all of the procedures he was going to do today would be done rectally. My eyes opened wide, and I grabbed a hold of the chair, and not with my hands!

The doctor then laughed, and told me that Tom had told him to say that! If you know Tom and Diane and their sense of humor, you wouldn't have any doubt about that at all! LOL!

I knew that I would see Tom and Diane tonight, and so I needed to work on a good story to tell them. So my friend Paul, who drove me to the doctor, and I were in cahoots. Here's how it went: when asked by Tom and Diane what happened at the doctors, I said well a very strange thing. The doctor said that he needed to give me a digital rectal exam because I haven't had one in a few years. I said that that would be okay. And in the middle of the process while he had his finger you know where, he asked can you hear me better now?

MARCH 24th: FALL AWAY

March 24th is a date I shall forever recall
for it was on this date one year ago that I took one hell of a fall
That night I shall never forget
For this "Southernsun" almost permanently set!
In two separate places my arm it did snap
and brothers and sisters let me tell you that really hurt like crap!
Now with thanks neighbors,  paramedics, trauma team, and each and every friend
I am here to report that I am almost as good as new again
Time and recovery push further away the numerous nightmares
and now I write this feeling quite well in my apartment DOWNSTAIRS

A Naked Sunset

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An original musical verse about nudism inspired by a picture of a beautiful naked woman on an island at sunset.

A friend of mine, Loulou, shared this picture with me and gave me permission to use it on my blog.  It was taken by Capt. Dale during one of his cruises to a sandbar island out in the Gulf of Mexico. I could've just shown this spectacular picture and let it speak for itself, but if you know me you know that isn't in my capabilities.

I decided to revert to a previous chapter in my life, and write a little verse and set this to music. Here is what resulted. Enjoy!

Two Beautiful Women, Two Hours. Two Cracks Filled: Mouthwatering!

I don't mean to brag or anything, but had a pretty interesting afternoon. There I was lying for two hours with a beautiful woman on either side of me.

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At one point they were both in my mouth the same time. There was a lot of probing going on in one cavity after the other. Yeah to get those two cracks filled cost me almost $300. It was worth it but damned if dental work isn't expensive anymore.