Double headwind

More vocabulary from the nude – former – weather – dude : double headwind. This occurs when an oncoming cool wind simultaneously hits you in the face and alerts you that your zipper is down!

The wind shrill factor

New vocabulary from the nude – former – weather – dude: wind shrill factor. This is the likelihood that a brisk cool wind will blow just as you get out of a pool on a moderately warm day. If the wind is stiff enough, nothing else will be with the possible exception of nipples. See also: wind shrivel factor.